As the French say, la réalité dépasse la fiction.
Or as people here and there and everywhere say, only in America -- and as one of my hosts and I exclaimed almost simultaneously tonight, only in the fertile mind of Baby Boomers! Oy!
In this morning's Washington Post, here it is: for sale, for use in your own home, the thirty-minute Seder. No kidding.
My post on the two-minute Hagaddah is here.